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The memecoin for every trainer who spent rent on booster packs. 151 ways to lose it all, one coin to remember it by.
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Wallet Townpop. 151
bal. $0
Cash has lived in Wallet Town his whole life and he would like to explain himself. Click his dialog box to keep him talking.
CASH
Hey! Welcome to WALLET TOWN, where every wallet is empty. I’m CASH. Yes, really. My parents had high hopes.
Past the last green candle lies the Kan’t Region, named after everything its trainers can’t afford. Rent. Groceries. A second booster box. Its smallest town, Wallet Town, has 151 residents and a combined balance of zero.
we’re early!!When a coin hits zero it doesn’t die. It comes back as a Brokeman. They live on hopium, evolve only when someone else buys the top, and refuse to leave your wallet. Scientists have cataloged 151 of them. The scientists are also broke.
151 regretsThe region’s villains don’t steal Brokeman. They steal seed phrases. They DM you support links, surprise airdrops and “claim now” buttons. First rule of Wallet Town: never type your seed phrase anywhere. Not even here.
WantedScratched into the Route Broke sign: “New packs. Same luck. No skill.” Legend says that when ten thousand trainers hold $BROKE at once, the Broke Mart vending machines will finally pay out. Until then: gotta lose it all.
soon™Brokédex8 of 151
caught
Tap a card to hear its cry. Every Brokeman has 0 HP, because so do you.
Pizza Day10,000
Trade 10,000 coins for two pizzas. Regret it every day for the rest of the game.
Charges up by staring at old price charts. Still thinks about those two pizzas every single day.
Burn Rate90%
Discard your savings. Wear sunglasses so nobody sees the red candles in your eyes.
Got burned on so many trades he’s medium-well now. Never looks at a chart without shades.
Liquidation100x
Open a 100x long. Your position closes at the exact bottom, then it pumps.
Runs on gas-station energy drinks and zero sleep. Liquidated seven times this week. Calls it part of the plan.
Bulk BuyATH
Buy the top with both arms and hold it there forever.
Benches 300 kg. Can’t lift his portfolio off the floor. Skips leg day, rent day and every red flag.
Drainer SongALL
Sing “Claim Your Airdrop”. The trainer falls asleep. Their wallet never wakes up.
Every “giveaway” DM you’ve ever gotten came from her. Draws a red candle on your face while you sleep.
Ape In???
Buy whatever a stranger just posted. Read the chart later. Or never.
Holds 412 tokens worth a combined $3.12. Smells faintly of exit liquidity.
HODL Haze0
Do nothing for four years. Remain fully convinced it’s a strategy.
Wanna be a butterfly someday. Has been in the cocoon phase since the last bull run. Says it’s “accumulating”.
Paper Hands2x
Sell at the first green candle. Buy back higher. Repeat until broke.
Lives in every Telegram group typing “dev is selling??” in all caps. Has sold the bottom of every chart ever made.
Broke Mart Slotsplay money
only!
You start with 2,000 Broke Bucks. Land three Broke Balls to open the Trainer Hub: free spins, sticky wilds and a multiplier that grows with every win.
Spins 0 · Best win 0 BB · Net 0 BB
Broke Bucks are a play currency with no value. No deposits, no withdrawals, no prizes.
Brokenomicsmath is
hard
Simple numbers, because we can’t afford complicated ones. Everyone buys on the same curve, then cries in the same Telegram.
$BROKETotal 944 mostly hopium
Professor’s Lab · Team treasury
That’s the whole team treasury. The professor pawned everything in his lab to buy it a glass dome and four spotlights. Nobody touches it. Not even in a bear market.
Route Brokeno
refunds
Stop 1
Fair launch on pump.fun. No presale, no team bags, no money. We checked.
Stop 2
Bond the curve. Pay for Dexscreener with the last of our lunch money. Meme raids every single day.
Stop 3
1,000 holders. Brokeman Slots leaderboards and community art contests. First prize: exposure, obviously.
Stop 4
CoinGecko and CMC listings. Brokeman sticker packs with the exact same luck as real ones.
Final stop
Beat the Elite Floor and become Brokeman Champion. Prize: one booster box. Open it. Lose it all again.
How to catch $BROKEno skill
req.
If you can open a wallet, you can lose money in it. Here’s the fastest route from zero to $BROKE.
Download Phantom or Solflare. Write your seed phrase on paper and never share it. Team Pocket is always watching.
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little extra for fees. You’re broke, not that broke.
Open pump.fun, or Jupiter after migration. Paste the contract address, swap, and welcome to Wallet Town, trainer.
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Brokeman Centeropen
24/7
Nurse Joyless answers the questions we get most. Follow-ups cost 420% APR.
Of course! If you want to become a real Brokeman, it’s the best investment you’ll ever make. Zero intrinsic value, zero promises and a lifetime membership in Wallet Town. Your wallet will feel right at home.
No. It runs on Broke Bucks, a play currency worth exactly nothing. There are no deposits, no withdrawals and no prizes. Just vibes and sound effects.
Only on this page and our official X and Telegram. Anyone who DMs you a CA, a “support” link or an airdrop is Team Pocket.
No. Brokeman is an unofficial parody. It isn’t affiliated with Nintendo, Game Freak, Creatures or The Pokémon Company.
No team tokens. The team buys on the curve like everyone else, then regrets it like everyone else.
Booster packs, leverage and two pizzas back in 2010. Mostly the pizzas.
Are you sure you want to sell your $BROKE?
8 free spins
Wilds stick · multiplier grows with every win
Paytable
243 ways to win, left to right. Pays shown per way at your current bet of 20 BB.
Wild lands on reels 2–4 and replaces every Brokeman. Never a good decision.
Broke Ball pays anywhere. 3, 4 or 5 open the Trainer Hub with 8, 12 or 15 free spins and pay 2×, 5× or 20× your bet.
The Trainer Hub starts you off with one sticky wild. Every wild that lands sticks until the bonus ends, and the multiplier grows by one after each winning spin (up to ×10). Three Broke Balls give +5 spins. Theoretical return: about 96%, which is still a loss.